Filthy Little Creatures

Garden Goblins, by Albino Goth

Garden Goblins, by Albino Goth

“What you’ve got to do, for your average garden goblin, is to put out a saucer full of beer each night.

Then, after a week, you put some pure soap-flakes in with the beer.

The goblin drinks it and dies. It’s humane, and painless for the little blighter.

And it’s either that or you get in a troop of gnomes – and gnomes are filthy little creatures.”

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