So, the time has come. I have a Facebook page.

Everyone has Facebook, right?

It’s brand new, so now I need some ‘likes’.

This is where you come in.

Admit, you’ve got a tab open in your browser right now, where you’re posting Instagram photos of your breakfast, hoping not to arouse the interests of Cooks Suck.

You’ve been stalking your ex-girlfriend from 1999, and feel a certain joy in the fact that her husband looks like a toad.

The Germans have a word for that: Schadenfreude. 

All it takes is one little click, like hitting a lightswitch.

C’mon, you know you want to.

You know I want you to, too.


3 thoughts on “Facebook

  1. emlee1973 says:

    Your work is amazing.

    I liked you on Facebook, and I’ve nominated you for the Sunshine Award! Please see http://seriouslywritingwoman.wordpress.com/2013/06/16/the-sunshine-award-wow/ for details.

  2. penpusherpen says:

    nope, no way hose’ Facebook has no hold on me. (I draw the line in the sand, OK Tweeting, and WordPress, ..that’s the line 😉 ) Good luck x

  3. mermaidscientist says:

    mermaid islands corp.

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