So, the time has come. I have a Facebook page.
Everyone has Facebook, right?
It’s brand new, so now I need some ‘likes’.
This is where you come in.
Admit, you’ve got a tab open in your browser right now, where you’re posting Instagram photos of your breakfast, hoping not to arouse the interests of Cooks Suck.
You’ve been stalking your ex-girlfriend from 1999, and feel a certain joy in the fact that her husband looks like a toad.
The Germans have a word for that: Schadenfreude.
All it takes is one little click, like hitting a lightswitch.
C’mon, you know you want to.
You know I want you to, too.